10 Best (Or Worst) Car Vs Animal Encounters

Oh, Nay!
We hit a horse in Nevada once. My brother was driving my magnum; I was trying to catch some sleep when that horse tried to kiss me. There were actually two in the middle of the road and my brother did a good job trying to split them at 70+ mph.

Doggone It
One night I was driving about 35mph when a Rottweiler hit me. He just barreled into my passenger side door. I got out of my car and immediately went looking for him with his owner. In doing so I left my driver’s side door open. After about a 30-minute search I was thinking this poor guy ran into the woods to die. Much to our surprise the big lug was sitting in my car seat healthy happy and waiting for a ride.

Assault & Badgery
I hit a badger at 40mph in my Peugeot and my insurance company wrote it off! The badger killed my car and itself!

44 MPH Killer
I live in the middle of nowhere and I’ve killed four or five hogs, three deer, a coyote or two and multiple smaller critters and my old Ford Taurus doesn’t look that bad. I try to slow down to keep from hitting them, but I am not going to swerve to miss them on a dirt road.

Coitus Interruptus
Driving down a county road in the UK in my MK1 VW golf when 2 pigeons burst from a roadside hedge, either fighting or shagging, I don’t know. Anyway, as I approach these pigeons at about 60mph the split up and fly in opposite directions, one into each headlight.

Schrödinger’s Cat
We once hit a cat, the cat went straight through the grill and out via the wheel arch flying back to the side of the road. It was about 1000€ of damage. We didn’t check if the cat was ok, let’s just assume the cat survived.

Softail? More Like Hard… I Don’t Know
I hit a black bear on a Harley Davidson Heritage Softail. This big black bear ran across the interstate and just my luck I hit the sum bitch, 400 pounds of north Georgia black bear. I did not fare so well as you could imagine. However, the bear did not do so well either.

Smells Like Bacon
I was a deputy sheriff in central Florida. One night on patrol I nailed a hog about 300 lbs. doing 65mph on a back road. Deployed both airbags and smashed the shit out of the car.

How You Doin’?
A kangaroo ran into me hopping full tilt.

I Like Turtles
I hit a turtle at 40mph made a crunchy noise.

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